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Mummy: I have to take baby outside, but my legs are so tired. Whatever shall I do?
Nanny: [sarcastically] You could drive it around in the Range Rover and hang its head out the window.
Mummy: Hmmmm.
Nanny: [feign excitement] OR you could get on your yuppie Segway and push its stroller that way.
Mummy: Oh, Nanny. What would I do without your brilliant ideas?
Nanny: I don't know. Act like a normal person? Eh, probably not.
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